{"id": 755640070376390656, "lang": "en", "text": "Dear Satan, when I change channels on a hotel TV, thank you for letting the screen go black, and having it take five minutes.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 14824849}, "id_str": "755640070376390656", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/#!/download/ipad\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPad</a>", "deleted": true, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-05-30--15-01-22", "created_at": "Wed Jul 20 05:46:46 +0000 2016", "retweet_count": 1276, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 7578, "legacy_imported": true}