{"id": 743962643401084929, "lang": "en", "text": "Dear Satan, please continue to make men's pants with short pockets so that keys, phones, and lip balm fall into sofas and car seats.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 14824849}, "id_str": "743962643401084929", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/#!/download/ipad\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPad</a>", "deleted": true, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-05-30--15-01-22", "created_at": "Sat Jun 18 00:24:51 +0000 2016", "retweet_count": 2417, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 9849, "legacy_imported": true}