{"id": 759804410943844354, "lang": "en", "text": "My wife: \"Can you believe Daddy used to lifeguard at that pool?\"\n\n5-yr-old (pivots to me):\n\"Why did you quit, Dad!\nOr did they fire you?\"", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 1480852568}, "id_str": "759804410943844354", "source": "<a href=\"http://www.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2017-04-01--21-52-22", "created_at": "Sun Jul 31 17:34:22 +0000 2016", "retweet_count": 51, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 559, "legacy_imported": true}