Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
me: will you go upstairs to my room and get my phone please? my 5 y/o: no problem 5 y/o in my room: >putting on all my makeup >wearing all my heels >trying on my jewelry >drenching herself in my perfume [45 m later] 5 y/o in full horror glam: your phone is lost...i looked... — PolitiTweet.org
