
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
when the örb was a newborn, our then three-year-old daughter would panic every time we took the baby to the pediatrician for a checkup bc she was terrified we were going to "take her back to the hospital" like you could just kinda turn the baby back in if you're not vibing lol — PolitiTweet.org
Canutes ⚓️ @Canutes4
@ebruenig You can still do it. Or worse: you’re going to be returned as unsatisfactory merchandise.