Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
me: so did you have fun at the aquarium? 2y/o: yes me: i saw you could pet animals. did you touch the crab? 2 y/o: no. no touch crab. me: why!? 2 y/o: scared of crab. me: how come?! 2 y/o: [exasperated] crab is sharp, mama. ouch. — PolitiTweet.org
