Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
if you are bitten by a zombie and you are VALOROUS: a.) end it for the greater good b.) stoically ask your best friend to end it for you outside of camp if you are COWARDLY: c.) wait until your eyes start bleeding and your best friend is forced to do the unthinkable — PolitiTweet.org
Alan Baxter @AlanBaxter
The CDC has said that if you're bitten by a zombie but don't crave brains, just go right ahead and carry on as norm… https://t.co/ftQN9tKx9v