Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
so true dude. since neither of them is breastfeeding neither of them needs paternity leave so you can just leave some bowls of food and water out (different locations so they don't go thru 'em too quick) and hope the infants use the litterbox — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog
The thing about paternity leave is there isn't much for dad to do when the baby is a newborn, especially if mom is… https://t.co/bpJrLDgXQb
