Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Wyatt82234051 these are 'strawberries n' cream', i.e., i threw some fresh strawberries in the blender with some honey and lemon juice, poured out half of that mix and added it to each mold, filling them only halfway. then i threw some creme fraiche in the blender and added that to finish — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@willmenaker pitch: disaffected fbi guy whose job it is to hang out on the chans all day intercepts a bid for a hit from some idiot online but instead of reporting it decides to see if he can commit the perfect murder and then he and a mysterious senior agent are tasked with solving the crime — PolitiTweet.org