Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

So, yesterday my daughter (4.5) was hungry and I was doing a no growth so I said over my shoulder “make some cursed queso.” She said, “How?” like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, “pour some brown fluid in a slow cooker.” She brought me the slow cooker and s — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

sad thing is not only is my 4 y/o perfectly capable of bypassing a ton of child locks and creative stashing tactics in order to retrieve snacks at will, she always gets enough for herself and her baby sister...i get out of the shower, both of 'em eating christmas tree cakes — PolitiTweet.org