Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

here's the thing: if you crack open a can of beans, that's not baked beans. you've got to actually bake the beans. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

So, yesterday my daughter (4.5) was hungry and I was doing a no growth so I said over my shoulder “make some cursed queso.” She said, “How?” like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, “pour some brown fluid in a slow cooker.” She brought me the slow cooker and s — PolitiTweet.org