Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
of all the weird conspiracy theories about me, this one stumps me the most. why would i pretend to be a socialist, so i can be temporarily relevant every 4 to 8 years? if i were a conservative, i could make bank! — PolitiTweet.org
Sailor Ripley @Oh_Llama1
@Bertie201503 @ebruenig She is too, she's just pretending not to be.
