Elizabeth Bruenig

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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i thought about it for a long time, wandering the aisles...why would you get a card congratulating a dad specifically, even if it's a new baby thing? plus, there was no new baby theme to it. is it for when your dad, like, finishes his master's degree? gets a raise?? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 20, 2020 Hibernated

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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

long ago my terrible children destroyed my glasses, so now i can't read anything more than about 10 inches away. at the store i saw a greeting card which appeared to say CONGRATS DAD! and i just couldn't imagine what scenario it was made for. i was paralyzed with this concern — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 20, 2020 Hibernated

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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

anyway i went back finally because i was just so curious about this CONGRATS DAD! card and it turns out it actually said CONGRATS ʸᵒᵘ DID ⁱᵗ! in some barely legible font...honestly, i was disappointed. this is a parable about the disenchantment of the world — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 20, 2020 Hibernated