Conor Friedersdorf @conor64
Santa’s rights don’t derive from the state, they precede them. And that goes for all of you at the Ministry of Chimneys and the Consumer Product Safety Commission too. — PolitiTweet.org
Dept. of Agriculture @USDA
🚨 BREAKING: Santa and his 9 reindeer have been issued a permit to enter the U.S. on #ChristmasEve, thus ensuring ch… https://t.co/cMLcKTnX75