Eliot Nelson

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Eliot Nelson @eliotnelson

So... to recap: CNN is giving presidential candidates roughly 30 seconds to synthesize major policy matters, while ABC is giving some guy named Jed 20x that time to discuss what he did or didn't do in a place called the Fantasy Suite... ... ... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 31, 2019

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Eliot Nelson @eliotnelson

Genuinely feel bad for CNN reporters who have to dissect tonight's debate while pretending the format isn't a total dumpster conflagration. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 31, 2019

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One day, when we're huddled around oil drum fires and wondering how Le Croix can tabs become the dominant form of currency, we'll look back on this, sigh, and forlornly continue sipping that day's ration of boot soup. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 31, 2019