Will Pfaffenberger

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Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

According to Virginia Poly science prof, Henry Bauer, the Loch Ness Monster is just a large sea turtle that was trapped in the loch after the last Ice Age. As for Big Foot? Bauer says, “Well, that’s probably just a turtle in gorilla suit.” Some are questioning the turtle theory. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 20, 2021

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Mars rover, Perseverance, left Earth last July in the middle of the pandemic, contentious election, and civil unrest. It successfully landed on Mars today, and when NASA reached out for it’s first communication, Perseverance replied, “New phone. Who dis?” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 19, 2021

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A United airplane engine exploded and fell from the sky in Denver landing in yards below. Investigators say the engine separated from the plane because it was quote, “Tired of being asked to pull his damn mask back up during the flight.” Engine cause of death: terrible decisions. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 21, 2021