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Wax it, I mean?!  \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c", "user": {"id": 263435930, "url": null, "lang": "en", "name": "Katie", "id_str": "263435930", "entities": {"description": {"urls": []}}, "location": "", "verified": false, "following": false, "protected": false, "time_zone": null, "created_at": "Thu Mar 10 01:32:01 +0000 2011", "utc_offset": null, "description": "", "geo_enabled": false, "screen_name": "craftiekate", "listed_count": 0, "friends_count": 526, "is_translator": false, "notifications": false, "statuses_count": 77, "default_profile": true, "followers_count": 55, "translator_type": "none", "favourites_count": 6560, "profile_image_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/619205737412194305/RLTL3Kqq_normal.jpg", "profile_link_color": "1DA1F2", "profile_text_color": "333333", "follow_request_sent": false, "contributors_enabled": false, "has_extended_profile": false, "default_profile_image": false, "is_translation_enabled": false, "profile_background_tile": false, "profile_image_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/619205737412194305/RLTL3Kqq_normal.jpg", "profile_background_color": "C0DEED", "profile_sidebar_fill_color": "DDEEF6", "profile_background_image_url": "http://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png", "profile_sidebar_border_color": "C0DEED", "profile_use_background_image": true, "profile_background_image_url_https": "https://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png"}, "place": null, "id_str": "695319646141071360", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>", "entities": {"urls": [], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": [{"id": 119499746, "name": "Will Pfaffenberger", "id_str": "119499746", "indices": [0, 11], "screen_name": "willpfaffy"}]}, "favorited": false, "retweeted": false, "truncated": false, "created_at": "Thu Feb 04 18:54:56 +0000 2016", "coordinates": null, "contributors": null, "retweet_count": 0, "favorite_count": 1, "is_quote_status": false, "in_reply_to_user_id": 119499746, "in_reply_to_status_id": null, "in_reply_to_screen_name": "willpfaffy", "in_reply_to_user_id_str": "119499746", "in_reply_to_status_id_str": null}, "retweet_count": 0, "favorite_count": 1, "is_quote_status": true, "quoted_status_id": 695319646141071360, "possibly_sensitive": false, "in_reply_to_user_id": null, "quoted_status_id_str": "695319646141071360", "in_reply_to_status_id": null, "in_reply_to_screen_name": null, "in_reply_to_user_id_str": null, "in_reply_to_status_id_str": null}