{"id": 1094938135706980353, "geo": null, "lang": "en", "text": "Thanks, but now - seriously - is there anyone who can come help my car?  I've never had 2 flats at the same time. https://t.co/3QA3F8BiPK", "user": {"id": 119499746, "url": "https://t.co/OA3PkM2B4O", "lang": null, "name": "Will Pfaffenberger", "id_str": "119499746", "entities": {"url": {"urls": [{"url": "https://t.co/OA3PkM2B4O", "indices": [0, 23], "display_url": "redcurbcomedy.com", "expanded_url": "http://www.redcurbcomedy.com/"}]}, "description": {"urls": []}}, "location": "Indianapolis", "verified": false, "following": true, "protected": false, "time_zone": null, "created_at": "Wed Mar 03 21:02:42 +0000 2010", "utc_offset": null, "description": "A guy on The Smiley Morning Show 99.5 WZPL.  I am a comedy writer, actor, and improviser.  Just opened my own improv comedy theatre called RED CURB!", "geo_enabled": false, "screen_name": "willpfaffy", "listed_count": 53, "friends_count": 102, "is_translator": false, "notifications": false, "statuses_count": 5295, "default_profile": true, "followers_count": 7053, "translator_type": "none", "favourites_count": 8378, "profile_image_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/974624377307353088/5_6tpdip_normal.jpg", "profile_link_color": "1DA1F2", "profile_text_color": "333333", "follow_request_sent": false, "contributors_enabled": false, "has_extended_profile": false, "default_profile_image": false, "is_translation_enabled": false, "profile_background_tile": false, "profile_image_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/974624377307353088/5_6tpdip_normal.jpg", "profile_background_color": "C0DEED", "profile_sidebar_fill_color": "DDEEF6", "profile_background_image_url": "http://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png", "profile_sidebar_border_color": "C0DEED", "profile_use_background_image": true, "profile_background_image_url_https": "https://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png"}, "place": null, "id_str": "1094938135706980353", "source": "<a href=\"https://about.twitter.com/products/tweetdeck\" rel=\"nofollow\">TweetDeck</a>", "entities": {"urls": [{"url": "https://t.co/3QA3F8BiPK", "indices": [114, 137], "display_url": "twitter.com/shmeshica/stat\u2026", "expanded_url": "https://twitter.com/shmeshica/status/1094934917488799744"}], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": []}, "favorited": false, "retweeted": false, "truncated": false, "created_at": "Mon Feb 11 12:36:09 +0000 2019", "coordinates": null, "contributors": null, "quoted_status": {"id": 1094934917488799744, "geo": null, "lang": "en", "text": "@smileyradioshow I was in literal tears laughing at the Potholepocoalypse \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 prayers for Will\u2019s tires tho https://t.co/43JcKztkAy", "user": {"id": 2663504053, "url": null, "lang": null, "name": "Jess", "id_str": "2663504053", "entities": {"description": {"urls": []}}, "location": "Greenwood, IN", "verified": false, "following": false, "protected": false, "time_zone": null, "created_at": "Sun Jul 20 16:11:49 +0000 2014", "utc_offset": null, "description": "I\u2019ll be over here, screaming into the infinite abyss.", "geo_enabled": true, "screen_name": "shmeshica", "listed_count": 0, "friends_count": 272, "is_translator": false, "notifications": false, "statuses_count": 1357, "default_profile": true, "followers_count": 28, "translator_type": "none", "favourites_count": 5709, "profile_image_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1050725832346542081/-0qxCb8m_normal.jpg", "profile_banner_url": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/2663504053/1528030842", "profile_link_color": "1DA1F2", "profile_text_color": "333333", "follow_request_sent": false, "contributors_enabled": false, "has_extended_profile": false, "default_profile_image": false, "is_translation_enabled": false, "profile_background_tile": false, "profile_image_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1050725832346542081/-0qxCb8m_normal.jpg", "profile_background_color": "C0DEED", "profile_sidebar_fill_color": "DDEEF6", "profile_background_image_url": "http://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png", "profile_sidebar_border_color": "C0DEED", "profile_use_background_image": true, "profile_background_image_url_https": "https://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png"}, "place": null, "id_str": "1094934917488799744", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>", "entities": {"urls": [], "media": [{"id": 1094934910727446528, "url": "https://t.co/43JcKztkAy", "type": "photo", "sizes": {"large": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "fit"}, "small": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "fit"}, "thumb": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "crop"}, "medium": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "fit"}}, "id_str": "1094934910727446528", "indices": [107, 130], "media_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DzH9gAYVYAAu3w6.jpg", "display_url": "pic.twitter.com/43JcKztkAy", "expanded_url": "https://twitter.com/shmeshica/status/1094934917488799744/photo/1", "media_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DzH9gAYVYAAu3w6.jpg"}], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": [{"id": 19401296, "name": "Dave Smiley", "id_str": "19401296", "indices": [0, 16], "screen_name": "smileyradioshow"}]}, "favorited": false, "retweeted": false, "truncated": false, "created_at": "Mon Feb 11 12:23:21 +0000 2019", "coordinates": null, "contributors": null, "retweet_count": 1, "favorite_count": 9, "is_quote_status": false, "extended_entities": {"media": [{"id": 1094934910727446528, "url": "https://t.co/43JcKztkAy", "type": "animated_gif", "sizes": {"large": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "fit"}, "small": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "fit"}, "thumb": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "crop"}, "medium": {"h": 100, "w": 100, "resize": "fit"}}, "id_str": "1094934910727446528", "indices": [107, 130], "media_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DzH9gAYVYAAu3w6.jpg", "video_info": {"variants": [{"url": "https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DzH9gAYVYAAu3w6.mp4", "bitrate": 0, "content_type": "video/mp4"}], "aspect_ratio": [1, 1]}, "display_url": "pic.twitter.com/43JcKztkAy", "expanded_url": "https://twitter.com/shmeshica/status/1094934917488799744/photo/1", "media_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DzH9gAYVYAAu3w6.jpg"}]}, "possibly_sensitive": false, "in_reply_to_user_id": 19401296, "in_reply_to_status_id": null, "in_reply_to_screen_name": "smileyradioshow", "in_reply_to_user_id_str": "19401296", "in_reply_to_status_id_str": null}, "retweet_count": 1, "favorite_count": 0, "is_quote_status": true, "quoted_status_id": 1094934917488799744, "possibly_sensitive": false, "in_reply_to_user_id": null, "quoted_status_id_str": "1094934917488799744", "in_reply_to_status_id": null, "in_reply_to_screen_name": null, "in_reply_to_user_id_str": null, "in_reply_to_status_id_str": null}