David Pierce @pierce
How to win at crypto: 1. Send a fake press release saying you've partnered with some big company, which legitimizes you 2. Wait for all the crypto fans to freak out and buy in 3. Sell all your coin 4. Admit it was a fake 5. Rinse and repeat because lol what regulations https://t.co/wjjeGg2wXD — PolitiTweet.org