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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
"You could've played her part" (Natalie Portman) — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
"I've been waiting the whole movie to see Chewbacca. Not sure about that Cha-Cha though." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
"That little Annie boy is a good little actor" — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Actually, I think I'll just tweet every single thing my mother-in-law says as she watches the Phantom Menace with us. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
My mother-in-law is with me at the movie. She just turned to me and said "Jesus Christ. Why would they name a little boy 'Annie'?" — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Watching The Phantom Menace with my kids. Would love to pour a big sack of kosher salt on Jar Jar and leave him out in the sun to wither. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@sweetney I'll let him know. He's coming over later to gently brush my hair and tickle my back till I go to sleep. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jonesinforjason I heard that. In retaliation, I will also be preparing a heart-smart vegetarian meal to accompany the Sportsball game. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @iamwandasykes: These conservatives who think Planned Parenthood is just a "pro abortion" place, let's u know that's the only thing t ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
One day my vacuum cleaner is going to barf up a giant pile of miniature lightsabers. http://t.co/KskBXVGT — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I feel like my workouts might do more for me if they didn't involve me standing still on a treadmill quietly weeping to Ladies Of The Canyon — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
What I Learned From Watching Contagion: human interaction of any kind is not worth it. People will only disappoint you and give you bat flu. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I am a straight up hippie. http://t.co/simAJmMx — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
We enjoy your words. Even the (occasionally) angry ones. http://t.co/7W1IkrT2 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Dear @EvaScrivo: when your assistants are massaging my scalp, do they think the face I'm making is as creepy as I think it might be? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I strongly suspect that watching my Sea Monkeys frolic is not at all unlike what I would expect to see from my tap water under a microscope. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@chocolatearth I just feel like you and I would get along so well... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @herbadmother: RT Hey Village We Need You! | Eating Over The Sink with Samantha Bee and Allana Harkin http://t.co/z02lTES7 @iamsambee ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@michaelianblack @hodgman that Cymbalta commercial depressed me so profoundly that I now require Cymbalta. Also I don't mind yellow eyeballs — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Please be watching @AngryBoys. Please be putting @ChrisLilley on your radar. I have never been more entertained by any single human being. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Just reading this post made me pregnant again. http://t.co/yubBj8gk — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Here's to a joyful new year of parenting mistakes that we can turn into blog posts! http://t.co/kMfGrHR6 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I'm thrilled to announce that my daughter's Sea Monkeys have hatched, and I am the proud parent of thirty billion microscopic brine shrimp. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@BridgetteInMI He did it. I loved it. Totally cried. You are the Champion of Christmas--and for this I shall also follow you. xo — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Any time is the right time to buy your three year old their own functioning vacuum cleaner. http://t.co/YirP7wKp — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @azimm: New post by @iamsambee and @alannaharkin! The Last Minute Gift: IT’S NOT TOO LATE! | http://t.co/HgoWYpvd — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Christ, I wish there was a Nobel Prize for tree decorating. http://t.co/5N4dDrvi — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
It was between this and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. http://t.co/1Jh8xYxe — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Yes, I am buying a minivan. But you can't make me drive it. http://t.co/AvLTTs9a — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@kerizierler @thetweetsofjohn In fact, I was working there when I got the call that the Daily Show was hiring me. Then, I went for a drink. — PolitiTweet.org
