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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
48 hours until a show that will either blow up the paradigm of TV as we know it, or nestle comfortably among “Yes, Dear” reruns. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The next best thing to having a real blimp is having one made out of yarn: http://bit.ly/aOGU0v. Thanks, @craftyiscool. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Extremely hot in L.A. today. Just more proof of God’s plan to wipe out the California Irish. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Four days away from my new show. Tomorrow, I begin to prepare. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A lot of great candidates, and I just can’t make up my mind. Ok, fine. In-N-Out Burger. #dinner — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Candy day is over, Turkey Day is coming up, and Egg Nog & Ham day is right around the corner…Why aren’t we all dead? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you’re looking for a last minute, super scary Halloween mask, here you go: http://bit.ly/bXMMQr — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This Halloween, I’ve hired Larry King to sit in a rocking chair on my front porch. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Why does everyone look so uncomfortable when my Katy Perry “Teenage Dream” ring tone goes off? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Rule of thumb: If the people you’re visiting have a bowl of peppermints by the door, you’re in for a long, boring night. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My blimp is coming out West in November. Those LA traffic helicopters f***ed with the wrong man. http://bit.ly/d5vKTo #theconanblimp — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just read that gay Kristin Stewart fans call themselves “Krisbians.” Ah, that explains all those emails from “Conosexuals.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If NFL receiver Terrell Owens called timeout during overtime, it would be a TO TO in OT. Who says I don’t know football? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I hunt everything I eat. Yesterday, I shot a Cobb salad. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
You guys get to decide who'll be my very 1st guest on Nov 8th. Vote here: http://bit.ly/aQrreO. If the Nutcracker lady wins, I'm in trouble. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Laugh hard and give harder--watch “Night of Too Many Stars” tonight on Comedy Central, and make a donation at http://bit.ly/bcWDrA — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I saw that there was a dancing taco on our office web cam. I put a stop to it immediately. www.teamcoco.com/live — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There's a webcam in our offices streaming live all day @ www.teamcoco.com/live. If this takes off, it will replace the new show on TBS. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This week I answer another fan's question and punish my head writer in the process: http://bit.ly/cGrEgh — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Saw Jackass 3D. Not as good as the book. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The worst part of riding in a blimp: No bathrooms. The best part: Windows that open. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
To be honest – so far my Rocktober has been more of a SmoothJazztober. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Last year for Halloween my daughter went as a witch. This year, she’s going as Christine O’Donnell. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
All of the Chilean miners have now been rescued. Geologists say the mine is now also a rich source of “man-stank”. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tried changing my Facebook status to “craving gumbo” but Facebook automatically changed it to “BOYCOTT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE. IT’S ALL LIES!” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Will Andy Richter return? This was the hardest web video I've ever had to make. Watch it right here: http://bit.ly/c7lohx — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watched “Boardwalk Empire” last night. Needs more Snooki. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
After 9 hours driving from drug store to drug store, it hit me: no one sells Columbus Day decorations. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The Nobel Prize in Science has gone to scientists who created an ultra-thin carbon. Actually it's normal thickness, but wearing stripes. — PolitiTweet.org
